2008 Woodie Awards
Horoscopes from the talented
Madame Kitty
Madame Kitty
Issue date: 5/2/08 Section: Features
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Be careful not to spend your summer regretting stupid decisions.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): Competence is key to upcoming success. Keep that in mind as you look for new opportunities.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Today is a very karmic day for you. Do unto others as you would have them do upon you.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Instead of scattering your attention across broad fields of interest, develop your expertise in one area at a time.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you can effectively cope with frustration, nothing will stand in your way.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Tending to your inner self may help you reassess your life purpose.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Honoring day-to-day obligations is important, but try not to lose your way to future goals.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It's time to build on what you have already created, instead of starting things anew.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It is important for you to work on reducing the minor mistakes that can blow up into major disasters.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Many new experiences are just around the corner, even if you aren't quite ready to meet them.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): It becomes hard to avoid a work-related rut when you accept your current position without actively aspiring for more.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Don't let the search for support of those around you turn into a search for approval.
Today's birthday (May 2): Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): Competence is key to upcoming success. Keep that in mind as you look for new opportunities.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Today is a very karmic day for you. Do unto others as you would have them do upon you.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Instead of scattering your attention across broad fields of interest, develop your expertise in one area at a time.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): If you can effectively cope with frustration, nothing will stand in your way.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Tending to your inner self may help you reassess your life purpose.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Honoring day-to-day obligations is important, but try not to lose your way to future goals.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It's time to build on what you have already created, instead of starting things anew.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): It is important for you to work on reducing the minor mistakes that can blow up into major disasters.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Many new experiences are just around the corner, even if you aren't quite ready to meet them.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): It becomes hard to avoid a work-related rut when you accept your current position without actively aspiring for more.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Don't let the search for support of those around you turn into a search for approval.
Today's birthday (May 2): Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life.
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