Gateway

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

News

• WARNING
• Coup instigated in student gov't
• Crossroads parking contract to cost UNO one million dollars per semester
• Fire code violations investigation began into office fire in student center
• Oklahoma U. students prepared for pending zombie, meth addict attacks
• Quidditch clinic conducted in Penn.
• New product makes flatulence silent, not deadly

Features

• Madlibs: Write your own _____ [Adjective] story
• Weekly Horoscopes

Arts & Leisure

• Mum's the word on new mime-inspired season
• Penises focus of new art genre

Sports

• Mavs to add men's Quidditch, not tennis, for MIAA move
• Letter to the Editor: Tom Brady is sad :(

More Issues

Issue Summary

News

• New website lets you 'bet' on grades
• Scholarship honors memory of UNO student killed in hit-and-run
• University officials violated open records law on Palin's speaking contract
• UNO alumnus creates foursquare program for student discounts, freebies
• UNO professor is recognized for environmental and academic work

Entertainment

• 'The Line' bridges the gap between evolution and creationism
• Rush Rocks Omaha
• September Calendar of Events
• Two art collections kick off new semester

Sports

• Mavericks shoot for third straight MIAA championship
• Mavs look to regain Victory Bell from Lopers

Opinion

• A closer look at the sport of cheerleading
• Thoughts on non-violent protest